SOY CARLI
UNNATURALY BREWED
Driven by curiosity, excited by the unknown, never a standard run-of-the-mill anything.
INGREDIENTS · VOLUMES
CURRENTLY FERMENTING · BATCH NO. 26
Marketing Director at axexo, building a stablecoin neobank's brand system across four LATAM markets and the US. One week the brief is for a shopkeeper in Monterrey, the next it's for an investor in New York. The work integrates every part of the previous twenty years — banking, satire, video, agency, improvisation, dark humor — into one job description nobody had the imagination to write.
Inexhaustibly brewed. The next batch arrives in three months, whether you're full or not.
RECIPE HISTORY
A mercenary for ad agencies and clients.
Very big plans, coupled with a super limited budget.
Convincing traditional TV executives we had to aggressively evolve digitally to survive.
The first disciplined squeezing-of-my-creative-juices.
TASTING NOTES · APRIL '26
Don't know why you'd care, but here's 5,154 tweets →
"We all just want life to be as nice as the cold side of the pillow."
@carlosdavila · 2016
"When a customer calls your business, 'he's in the bathroom' is never the right answer."
@carlosdavila · 2010
POSTSCRIPT
STORYTELLING TIME
Pathological curiosity is its own diagnosis.
The symptoms: a death grip on a moto-uber driver's sweaty love handles, a woman grilling shrimp by candlelight outside her leaf-thatched hut at the foot of ten-story Brazilian dunes, a two-man skiff while one of them breathes through a hose to pry lobster off the seafloor… and careers you didn't plan.
Until, somehow, it all makes sense.
That funky wonky path started with me hawking Chiclets and mangoes by my mom's curb. It ran through investment banking at SG Cowen in New York (Gaming / Lodging / Leisure coverage), two digital platform launches in Puerto Rico (Wapa.tv — the country's #2 website; Bumbia.com), and six years at a San Juan agency, going from consultant to CMO across 9+ simultaneous accounts in pharma, insurance, fintech, and economic development.
Which, in retrospect, makes axexo make sense — I lead marketing across six markets for a Tether-backed company building stablecoin infrastructure for the underbanked across LATAM and the US.
Those banking years left their inheritance: the kind of attention to detail you develop when one smudged page could kill a million-dollar deal, and a due-diligence discipline that still shows up in everything I touch. I lead with the banking chapter not because it defines me (it's just one bit of my multitudes!) but because it explains why the rest of it works.
The curiosity also showed up sideways: two years of stand-up, a weekly satire column during the SG Cowen years, years of long-form improv with two troupes. Marketing in costume — build something coherent out of chaos, iterate against a live feedback loop, ship weekly. There's YouTube footage. Gulp.
Somehow I've ended up specializing in brands that are genuinely hard to explain: regulated industries, emerging tech, new market categories — anywhere audiences need to trust before they'll transact.
I keep my sanity by surfing and battling backyard weeds. Not simultaneously.